I finally got around to going fishing this morning- but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back,he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident,and carried on my fishing using the frog.
Alittle later I felt a nudge on my foot
There was that snake with two frogs in his mouth
Now the question is. Do all fisherman lie? or Do all liars fish?